So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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