I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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