we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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