she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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