so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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