Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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