Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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