Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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