Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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