I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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