508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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