Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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