no, he came in my armpit
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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