he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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