she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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