so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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