i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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