why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize