im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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