We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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