The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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