Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You've changed since you got that strap on
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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