i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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