I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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