i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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