coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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