Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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