We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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