butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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