Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
