i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
What a dumb baby whore.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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