It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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