They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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