Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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