I want to stick my p in your. b.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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