so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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