it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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