New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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