4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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