so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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