mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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