shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you made out with another girl for some wings
wow bdsm is so cute
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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