its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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