"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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