i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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