I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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