Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh god it's open bar.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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