We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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