we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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