okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
