Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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