Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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