okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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