I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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