You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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